My gym is pretty sweet, basically all I did was 10 minutes on the elliptical and then the weight machines. (I do my cardio every other day.) Also, I get free membership since I work there.
Interesting things that happened while I was at the gym:
- I watched Judge Judy and an infomercial about Paint Zoom.
- Judge Judy is so sassy, she told this one guy that it was time for him to put his big boy pants on.
- This man got on the elliptical in front of me, blocking Paint Zoom, which made me mad during the Judge Judy commercials.
- This other man got on the elliptical next to me...that's just wrong! There were at least seven other ellipticals in the room. Why he had to pick the one beside me I'll never know. I was scared that his sweat would fly off of him and land on me.
- I couldn't figure out how some of the machines worked, so I looked quite silly trying to adjust them. Luckily for me I was one of six people at the gym this afternoon (yet this guy still ellipticalled next to me...?) so nobody (aside from an old lady, who I'm pretty sure didn't know how to use the machines herself, so it didn't really matter) saw my confusion.
- The large sweaty men that were there didn't wash off the machines after they used them. I find that DISGUSTING and gross. I got a wart my sophomore year of high school and I blame the gym for it. Actually, I blame the disgusting people who don't clean up after themselves.
- I made a doctor's appointment after my workout since the office is right above the gym. For what? Wart removal. I'm still suffering from the carelessness of gym members five years later. What a shame.
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